BONERS?!?!?!

 I get a lot of questions about erections. Like Is it normal? How to prevent them? I'm scared I'll get one? OK, I'm here to clear some things up. I don't have a penis, but the guys I have talked to say that for the most part an erection can be controlled, as long as they are awake and of an age over 21.

 On average, a man has between 3-6 erections a night while they sleep. With a massage, if a man falls asleep more often then not, an erection happens. This should not embarrass anyone since this is natural in perfect relaxation (sleep) HOWEVER this is NOT normal if the man is awake UNLESS there is some kind of medical condition.

 If you are that concerned about getting a stiffy during a massage just let the therapist know you just want your backside done, this way you never have to flip over. Now if you are looking for something extra DON'T. Do you know how long it takes to go to school for massage?  And NO, not one legit therapist will risk their license to do something more!!!!!  We pay THOUSANDS of dollars to go to school and if caught we can NEVER work in the industry EVER again. It's easier and cheaper to find a hooker willing to give you that extra that you want. So don't bother looking for it through a Licensed Massage Therapist. If you do, the session will end, you will be escorted out of the building, the police will be called, and you will be black listed by the company. So again, it's not worth it, just call an escort service if you want more than a massage.